April192014
  • Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

books 

7PM
4PM

You know when people say “everybody hates school” and it makes you feel weird because you actually like school?

Well that’s what it’s like when it is revealed that I don’t eat meat and people respond “I could never do that.”

12PM
April152014
7PM

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

sir-brandothan:

How Frozen Should Have Ended

I AM CRYING

I have watched this 5 times already.  So great.  

(via colorblind-travesty)

love 

7PM

I was having a pretty decent day until I thought of something stupid I said when I was 13

this is so real it hurts

(Source: cowboybebopping, via colorblind-travesty)

7PM

jasmine-blu:

mistersailor:

IS THIS REAL

what

I’m pretty sure the gifs of Rachel McAdams are from The Hot Chick.  What is the one with Amanda and Lindsay though?

Still an awesome gifset.  Wish is was real.

(Source: meanlindsay, via colorblind-travesty)

3AM
“Looks don’t regulate a girl’s body temperature, at least not this girl’s body temperature. Intelligence in a man is the keynote and no girl in her right mind is going to go shopping for a man who’s handsome and husky alone.” Jayne Mansfield
April132014
the dog, HP, and me

the dog, HP, and me

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