- Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
- [Class titters]
- Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
- [Laughter increases]
- Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
- [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
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You know when people say “everybody hates school” and it makes you feel weird because you actually like school?
Well that’s what it’s like when it is revealed that I don’t eat meat and people respond “I could never do that.”
Looks don’t regulate a girl’s body temperature, at least not this girl’s body temperature. Intelligence in a man is the keynote and no girl in her right mind is going to go shopping for a man who’s handsome and husky alone. Jayne Mansfield
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